OH OH OKAAAAAAY

Comment here with your characters' names and find out what my characters fantasize about you, if they do.

HA HA, I LOVE IT.

Chisame Haru Viper Shirley Devit Hyuuga Rise Envy

Envy is still only castmate-introed and SPOILERS, all of his answers involve him breaking your mind and then killing you as you sob with agony, and no sex is involved. So for the other seven, ask away! :D

sob omg. SO I WAS GONNA DO THE PERSONAL PRONOUN POLL and got distracted when I found translations of Haru's and Viper's songs. FUCK YEAAAAH.


Kita no Dangerous: lyrics | download

Maboroshi no Arcobaleno: lyrics | download


8D

oh my god I have apped 24 times, meaning I CAN'T USE KYOU'S COMMENT COUNT PAGE, GOOD LORD

Oh yeah, baby, this is aaaaall by hand. So I'm not gonna bother with percentages or with comments/day for dropped characters because I forget all my drop dates anyway boo.


ACTIVE

Hasegawa Chisame (number1idol), apped 05/31/05. 25,025 comments posted in 1294 days (19 comments/day).
Miura Haru (mafiosobold), apped 08/18/07. 8,665 comments posted in 485 days (18 comments/day).
Viper (step3profit), apped 11/25/07. 3,871 comments posted in 386 days (10 comments/day).
Shirley Fennes #2 (moerines), (re)apped 03/01/08. 1,294 comments posted in 289 days (4 comments/day).
Devit (halfcocked), apped 04/26/08. 31,027 comments posted in 233 days (133 comments/day).
Hyuuga (swordsfor100aya), apped 11/22/08. 807 comments posted in 23 days (35 comments/day).

INACTIVE

Sasaki Makie (ribbon_dance), 2,152 comments posted.
Sohma Shigure #1 (doubledogdaring), 1,038 comments posted.
Evangeline A.K. McDowell (bloodtwosugars), 5,654 comments posted.
Kagurazaka Asuna #1 (baka_chikara), 1,512 comments posted.
Otohime Mutsumi (melon_princess), 965 comments posted.
Takino Tomo (the_wildcat), 85,977 comments posted.
Chao Lingshen #1 (elemntsinharmny), 308 comments posted.
Greed (itsmydesire), 4,315 comments posted.
Uehara Miyako (anxiousdreams), 1,760 comments posted.
Kashiwagi Yuuma (iwantubaby), 1,657 comments posted.
Kagurazaka Asuna #2 (hisbiggestfan), 4,756 comments posted.
Shirley Fennes #1 (moerines), 2,154 comments posted.
Asahina Mikuru (helloinjapan), 2,788 comments posted.
Chao Lingshen #2 (shipsdontlie), 2,061 comments posted.
Yamazaki Kaoru (techromancey), 2,240 comments posted.
Shiina Sakurako (gamblerclub), 1,987 comments posted.
Keroro (amphibiwin), 228 comments posted.
Urashima Kanako (inn_cest), 386 comments posted.

TOTALS

Comments: 192,627
Days: 1,294
Comments/Day: 149

AHAHAHAH [sobs brokenly]

look at my balance

OH SNAAAAAP IT'S A MEME

( dropping meme with actual dropping, as in, literally as soon as I finish this I am going to go post on CFO dropping people, so SPOILERS )

I HAVE BEEN MEANING FOR A LONG TIME TO DO THIS but I wanted to wait until after counselors.

This is a list for my own benefit sob of my CFUD apping history. I'll list characters, dates, percentages, links, and so on. I will keep it updated if it's the last thing I do. This isn't a meme, there are no essays, this is just for my own reference so I CAN REMEMBER WHO I APPED AND WHEN, UWAH. Eventually you hit a point where like entire chunks of years JUST VANISH FROM YOUR MEMORY

( characters apped at campfuckudie by enough_space )


RANDOM SHIT
Number of counselors: 4
Number of reapps: 3
Number of male characters apped: 7/25
Number of apps from Negima!: 8/25
Number of apps from a canon with an exclamation point in the title: 13/25

HEY KIDS HEY KIDS

IT'S THE

HARUHARU LOVE-LOVE RANKING

W-what is that, you cry in confusion! Well, it's me raping my other canon, basically. In Negima!, Kamo-kun has a chart of all the girls in the class and their feelings towards Negi, broken down by category. You can see the chart here because Akamatsu is full of lulz.

Because I find this hilarious, I've decided to replicate this chart as it applies to Haru and the Reborn dudes in camp. Why only Reborn dudes? Because Haru is VERY VERY FIXATED on Tsuna-san and so while she likes a LOT OF PEOPLE in camp as friends, you basically HAVE to be involved with Tsuna somehow to even have a shot at being seen romantically by her, unless you go through a whoooole lot of interaction and slow development. Sorry boys. :( I'm a taken mafia wifey. Also because I don't want to spend forever on this okay

But camp is camp and as much as she denies it, Haru does . . . notice. Stuff. Guys. Sob. I'M FAITHFUL TO YOU TSUNA-SAAAAAN

So if you ever wanted to know how the beautiful boys of Reborn stack up (although I'm only doing the ones in camp), CLICK HERE and the knowledge shall be thine.

Also, all scores are out of 10 unlike in that Negima version where I have no idea what Akamatsu was using as his max, if anything. ETA also because Dera reminded me, "lust" points for the most part just have to do with how cute she thinks you are, mostly objectively. Only people with high scores (like, 7+) have actually been--thought about in that way. Okay she might have thought about Mukuro like ONCE.

( HILARITY )

WHAT IS ALL THIS

( <Heat> (Line starts at Kyoko's vagina.) )

( <Guy> does that mean there's a pot of gold in Squalo's uterus? )

( <Guy> IS XANXUS MISS FRIZZLE? )

( * A^Leprechaun keeps his pot of gold buried deep within the unknown depths of Squalo's vagina )

( <Squalo> i'm orgasming out pokemon )

[07:43] <Miura^Haru> HEY AT LEAST IT'S NOT LANCIA'S COCKPANTS AGAIN
[07:43] <Miura^Haru> t-those pants Lancia-san
[07:44] <Lancia> my cock pants are sexy
[07:44] * Lancia pats Haru
[07:44] <Miura^Haru> Lancia is a gifted man
[07:44] <Lancia> Someday, your boys will have what it takes to wear pants like these.
[07:45] * Miura^Haru dreams of the day that Tsuna-san is so gifted in the pants!!
[07:45] * Lancia tries to picture it.... cracks up
[07:45] <Miura^Haru> I-I'm sure Tsuna-san is . . . very big . . .
[07:46] <Lancia> Dera's well on his way there though
[07:46] <Lancia> the pants he wore in the Bel fight were pretty damn close
[07:46] <Miura^Haru> Dera would totally cosplay you Lancia
[07:46] <Miura^Haru> y-yeah
[07:46] <Miura^Haru> His whole outfit there was like.
[07:46] <Lancia> XDDD
[07:46] <Lancia> hot?
[07:46] <Miura^Haru> "I'm an exploding punk hooker"
[07:46] <Miura^Haru> THAT TOO
[07:46] <Lancia> Sexy?
[07:47] <Lancia> a total rip off
[07:47] <Lancia> haha
[07:47] <Miura^Haru> He is the frontman of the band Exploding Punk Hookers
[07:47] <Lancia> At least I have the excuse of only dressing like that because Mukuro picks out my clothes
[07:47] <Miura^Haru> Hahaha I imagined like
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> Lancia goes to the mall
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> And he heads for like, I dunno, American Eagle or whatever the Italian equivalent is
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> And then suddenly blacks out
[07:48] <Lancia> and comes out of hottopic instead?
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> and wakes up 4 hours later in the car, covered with bags of slutty leather pants
[07:48] <Kousaka> XDDD
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> YES
[07:48] <Lancia> XDD
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> "SON OF A BITCH"
[07:48] <Miura^Haru> "NOT AGAIN"

( EARLIER:

[03:19] <Lancia> my dick is not what holds up my pants okay?
[03:20] <Marmon> YOU KNOW HE'S HUNG THOUGH
[03:20] <Lancia> I use double sided adhesive for when I just can't keep it up
[03:20] <Tsuna> Lancia is ttly hung
[03:20] <Yamamoto> haha omg
[03:20] <Yamamoto> no i think your dick can keep your pants up lancia
[03:20] <Yamamoto> also i'm uncomfortable with colonello being hot as a baby :\
[03:20] <Lancia> XD
[03:21] <Tsuna> XD
[03:21] <Marmon> HAHAHAH
[03:21] * Yamamoto is now known as Colonello
[03:21] * Lancia is now known as Kaza
[03:21] <Marmon> He's just cute rly!!
[03:21] * Colonello rapes Viper D<
[03:21] <Marmon> HEY
[03:21] <Marmon> |<
[03:21] * Colonello also gags
[03:21] <Marmon> |)
[03:21] <Marmon> . . . |<
[03:21] <Heat> Gag him with a roll of bills, Colonello
[03:21] <Colonello> that's using too much money on him
[03:21] * Kaza is now known as ded_kitten
[03:21] <Marmon> oh fuck you
[03:21] <Marmon> NIGHT LANCICOCK
[03:22] <Heat> Gag him with a roll of pennies, then
[03:22] <Colonello> yeah uhuh
[03:22] <ded_kitten> i just got told to go the hell to bed
[03:22] <Colonello> o there's an idea
[03:22] <Marmon> I don't want your pennies in my mouth
[03:22] <Heat> uhuhu
[03:22] <Ryou> . . .
[03:23] <ded_kitten> ...
[03:23] <ded_kitten> Marmon...
[03:23] <ded_kitten> =_(\;;; )

YAMAMOTO AND GOKUDERA'S CHARACTER SONGS ARE OUT

SOMEHOW, THIS HAPPENED!?

<Ikki> I want to hear the conversation AFTER they sing this song. I just imagine like, Yama and Dera being all |DDD ... until Dera realizes he's all |D and goes back to being >| STOP SMILING LIKE THAT BASEBALL FREAK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
<Yayoi> Hahaha yes >D
<Squalo> "Haha, we really had a thing going there. We should sing together more often!"
<Squalo> "GET THE FUCK OFF MY PIANO BENCH"
<Marmon> ~A~
<Marmon> . . . script
<Ikki> ...
<Squalo> ......
<Squalo> .....to what
<Ikki> Bench ?
<Marmon> ~A~
<Ikki> o/
<Squalo> !
<Squalo> bench
<Marmon> ~A~
<Marmon> Although now I'm thinking of Dera sitting on a piano bench yaranaika style
<Ikki> ...
<Yayoi> ....
<Squalo> ..HAHAHAHA
<Marmon> hihoney
<Yayoi> W-waiting for Tenth to walk by.
<Squalo> With dynamite in his pants
<Marmon> yes
<Squalo> YARANAISSUKA
<Squalo> or there's probably a way to put that in keigo but I hate keigo
<Squalo> Being polite can suck me. Both of me. >(
<Kakeru|out> yarushiteitadakemasen ka?
* Kakeru|out is now known as Kakeru
<Kakeru> or wait
<Kakeru> or is it yarishite...
<Squalo> Yatteitadakemasen ka~?
<Squalo> ...but I feel it can get even more keigo
<Kakeru> yeah
( cut long-ass HILARIOUS DISCUSSION of how exactly Gokudera would ask Tsuna to fuck him )
<Squalo> Asking for consent just takes too much time.
<Kakeru> because I'm sure by the time Gokudera ended up saying all that
<Squalo> And breath. And brain power.
<Kakeru> Yamamoto would've already raped Tsuna
<Squalo> Yeah
<Squalo> "JUUDAIME!! Oyarinina-" "HAHA, YAROU NAA? 8D"
<Marmon> I feel the need to post this you guys
<Squalo> D-do it
<Kakeru> XD ahaha
<Squalo> I WELCOME ANYONE WHO CAN FURTHER CORRECT OUR KEIGO, BY THE WAY
<Kakeru> Y-yama would totally be just all "YAROU? :D"
<Kakeru> SAME HERE
<Squalo> YAROU NAA, TSUNA
* Marmon GOES TO POST IT
<Squalo> HAHAHA
<Kakeru> YARITAI KARA YAROU!
<Squalo> YARITEE~
<Yayoi> ...
<Squalo> Haha, ore yaritee nara yarou! Na?
<Kakeru> YARBE II YO
<Squalo> ...yarbe
<Squalo> XDDd
<Kaza> what?
<Kaza> ...
<Kakeru> ..
<Squalo> YATTE II YO! NA?
<Kakeru> YAREBA
<Kaza> oh god i'm disowning you all
<Squalo> KOKO SUWATTE II ZE! NA?
<Squalo> 8D
<Kakeru> YATTARA KIMOCHI II! NA?
<Squalo> <Tsuna> D8
<Squalo> NA!
<Marmon> I like how I don't get the joke at all but SOMEHOW IT'S STILL FUNNY
<Kakeru> it's raping Tenth, it's always funny \o/
<Squalo> We're pretending to be Yamamoto raping Tsuna, yeah 8D
<Squalo> Syaing things like "I CAN TOUCH YOU HERE, RIGHT? THIS FEELS GOOD, HAHA"
<Squalo> etc
<Kakeru> "I wanna do it, so let's do it!"
* Yayoi sits in the corner with Kaza :<
<Squalo> "Haha, right in my eye!"
<Marmon> omg sob
<Kakeru> "Haha, watch where you're pointing that, Tsuna!"

So levels posted a Javascript Reborn character ranking THING here (the applet itself is here!).

HAVING DONE IT I am saving my results here because they're fairly true and also hilarity.

( THE LIST )

S . . . SORRY SHAMAL YOU KEPT GOING UP AGAINST PEOPLE I LIKED :(

I plan on doing a big Reborn image song pimping post on CFO later but the school connection is being a pissy bitch and Mediafire keeps timing out when I try to upload certain songs BAH.

I did manage to get THE MOST IMPORTANT! SONG! EVER upped, so download it or I'll kill you where you stand.

Kita no Dangerous, Haru's EXTREMELY DRAMATIC IMAGE SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JAMES BOND TITLE THEME ON FUCKING CRACK. It is like this icon in musical form.

Download it or we're not friends anymore. Also, shockingly, Haru can sing really well, even if it's partially hidden under a lot of hilarious squealing and wailing.

UHO! II RELATIONSHIP MEME DA


Only I play 8 characters so fuck if I'm gonna essay for you guys like SIXTY-FOUR TIMES OVER, WHICH IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE SINCE SOME OF YOU ARE AS INSANE AS ME AND I CAN'T DO MATH. So. For this meme, pick two at MOST of our relationships and I'll talk about them at you and maybe bug you to talk back at me because ilu.

I play Chisame, Tomo, Mikuru, Chao, Haru, Yamazaki, Marmon, and Sakurako.

AVIY DID THIS. THAT IS MY EXCUSE. It looked kinda fun.

Dropping essay meme wtf Aviy you come up with the funniest memes |D

( IT GOETH HYAH )

SHIT DUDE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW

( <Squalo> GRAMPA YAMAMOTO. DRESSING UP AS SANTA TO KEEP THE SPIRIT! )

( <Kakeru> 'HEEEEEEEEY GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!' )

( * Squalo SENDS YAMAMOTO 100 TAPES OF SEX )

( <Miura^Haru> That just made me think of Yama leaving teeth under the pillow and getting condoms in return )

Ackpbht I fail at doing these >D

( GIFTIES )

I FAIL AND KNOW I AM MISSING PEOPLE. PLZ TELL ME IF I MISSED YOU ;; And if you wanna play any of these out, let me know! I am good for either!

[Haru is sitting on the floor, leaning against a bed, holding up her Tsuna plushie and. staring at it distractedly. :( SHE SEEMS A BIT PERTURBED.]

Sign-ups for Haruharu Interview go here! If you want Haru to interview you someday, just leave me a comment here. You can include any details you want, or not. We'll work it out somehow XD I have no idea how many people are even interested in this or how long it will take to get to people, but I WILL TRY TO NOT BE LAZYYYY.

So over here I have my grand NEGIMA DOUJINSHI PROJECT, in which I download a ton of shit from the internet and then post about it because hell if I can remember the ton of shit I download from the internet. I mentioned doing this for Reborn too and I THINK I SHOULD because it's getting to that point where I have over 50, which means I can no longer remember wtf I have and who's in it and how good it is. XD So!

WHAT LIES WITHIN: a list of the Reborn doujinshi I either own or have downloaded, pairing, language, general comments, circle if I know it. With Reborn I generally don't know it, whoops. Oh well! This'll be in alphabetical order, any images linked (I may be too lazy to do this tonight) are NSFW, you know the deal.

ENJOY. These came from various sources, btw--there is no Savefile like there is for Negima, so if you want one, you'll have to search the Reborn comm or ask me/one of us to up it for you. ♥

( ON WITH THE PORN )


UGH THE REST LATER, I PROMISE I am on the Ps!!! :(

V . . . A . . . R . . .

VARIA ROADTRIP!


<Matsu> The Varia totally have this awesomely shitty car
<Matsu> Like they've got some run down old Camaro or something
<Tsuna> Yes Matsu XD
<Matsu> And they take turns driving it but Squalo pulls double duty because Marmon can't reach the wheel or pedals
<Miura^Haru> Marmon could use tentacles to reach
<Matsu> Hahahaha omg
<Miura^Haru> And then like someone passes them and looks into the driver's seat
<Bianchi> Marmon totally illusions the stoplights to green every time.
<Miura^Haru> And all you can see is tentacles
<Miura^Haru> on the steering wheel
<Matsu> I'm just imagining a cop pulling them over
<Matsu> And there's this baby
<Matsu> With tentacles
<Matsu> Driving
<Matsu> And the cop just sort of
<Matsu> Waves them on
<Basil> BABY'S DRIVING
<Basil> HOW CAN THIS BE
<Miura^Haru> XDDDD
<Ikki> HAHAHA
<Bianchi> HAHAHA
<Matsu> And is like "I really need to cut down on my drinking"
<Ikki> "too many donuts D:"
* Miura^Haru is dying omg
<Bianchi> "Deposit this amount in my bank account, Officer. For slowing down our trip."
<Miura^Haru> tuyhnj XDD
<Ikki> XDDDD
* Miura^Haru imagines Gola Mosca driving
* Basil . . . imagines BEL driving
<Tsuna> ...
<Basil> He'd like run down pedestrians on purpose :(
<Tsuna> Bel driving is just
<Miura^Haru> Bel rides shotgun and sticks his head out the window.
<Tsuna> ...
<Dera> ....
<Dera> Y-yeah.
<Miura^Haru> His hair would just be like FWAAAAH!
<Dera> Extra points for children.
<Ikki> "Shishishi, I can drive on the sidewalk, because I'm a prince." "DAMNIT BEL"
<Basil> "TEN POINTS, USHISHISHISHI"
<Miura^Haru> HAHAHAH
<Ikki> skldjf XDDD
<Basil> "DAMNIT BEL JUST DRIVE ON THE ROAD"
<Basil> "I don't have to, because I'm a prince"
<Basil> You know I think that Squalo would probably end up doing all the driving.
<Dera> Xanxus approves because it's more amusing that way.
<Miura^Haru> God poor Squalo XD s-so weary
<Dera> And throws Squalo out the window for complaining.
<Miura^Haru> I'm posting this on LJ btw
<Basil> And while Squalo is driving, Xanxus sometimes just nails him in the head with random stuff that's lying around
<Dera> Hahah yes >D
<Ikki> XDDDD
<Basil> "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR" "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD"
* Ikki imagines Xanxus bringing along a wine glass or two. Just for the trip.
<Dera> He'd bring a whole box.
<Ikki> He just - pulls them out of his jacket and throws them.
<Basil> HAHAHAHA
<Ikki> "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT" "Pay attention."
<Miura^Haru> He'd throw them out the window too.
<Miura^Haru> At pedestrians
<Dera> Eventually he runs out and uses Bel's knives.
<Dera> "BOSS THAT IS NOT OKAY D:" "Tree."
<Yamamoto> w-what XD
<Miura^Haru> VARIA ROADTRIP, YAMA
* Ikki ......... random image of Varia pulling into a parking lot and Squalo getting out with a few knives sticking out of his head all. -__-;;;;;
<Aeon> HI YAMAMOTO
<Basil> XDDDDD
<Yamamoto> omg >D
<Matsu> Also their car has a sunroof and, like, Bel will stand up while it's open
<Dera> Lussuria would fix him right up <333~
<Matsu> And do the Titanic KING OF THE WORLD thing out of the top of the car
<Basil> oh man imagine them stopping for gas
<Bianchi> ....
<Basil> and snackies
<Miura^Haru> Matsu yes
<Aeon> ....
<Dera> They need the sun roof for Gola Mosca anyway.

<Riku_Replica> HI DINO
* Riku_Replica is now known as Hibari
* Hibari leers at. With his tonfas out.
<Dino> .......
<Dino> H-Hi Hibari
<Dera> ...
<Tsuna> ...
<Dera> ...do you two and the tonfas need a room?
<Tsuna> Caaaaan you feel the looooove tonight?
<Tomo> . . . If I could draw.
<Ritsuka> There's tonfas in the aiiiiir~
<Tomo> Here is WHAT I WOULD DO
* Matsu is now known as Mana
<Tomo> I want fanart of Hibari on a park bench and Dino walks by
<Tomo> And Hibari unzips and there's a tonfa
<Tomo> inside.
<Dera> ...Tomo >D
<Dino> .......
<Dino> T-Tomo
<Tomo> I want it ;;
<Mana> ...Hahahahaha omg
<Tomo> WITH THESE HANDS, IF ONLY I COULD CREATE IT
<Dera> Me too.
<Mana> The best part is, like, "Yaranaika" could also be used to mean "wanna fight"
<Mana> SO IT WORKS ON MULTIPLE LEVELS
<Tomo> --omg I didn't even know that
<Tomo> Also he would be in that jumpsuit thing but also still be wearing his armband.
<Mana> The verb "yaru," which is what "yaranaika" uses, is a wondrous word in this way
<Mana> Hahahahaha XDD
<Dera> He should just have the whole school jacket on over the jumpsuit.
<Tomo> Yes. >D
* Mana imagines, like, a version of this with Gokudera walking by and Yamamoto on the bench and Yamamoto unzips and Reborn pops out
<Tomo> gj.khnjjm omg
<Dera> dfoihw-whyyyy ;;
<Tomo> Or like. Tsuna and Chrome and an owl pops out
<Mana> HAHAHAHAHA
<Dera> ...tomo honey omg
* Mana imagines Chrome saying "Yaranaika" with that wide-eyed staring Chrome look
<Tomo> t-the horror XDDD
<Dino> ......